Diana

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thekingofsarcasrn:
“ fandom-lair:
“ wedrinkmoriartea:
“ simonjadis:
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“ secretlifeofageekygirl:
“ The amount of notes concerns me
”
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any...

fandom-lair:
wedrinkmoriartea:
simonjadis:
callmeoutis:
secretlifeofageekygirl:
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN

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malicklicklickme:

four lied to us one direction isn’t actually fireproof

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tsartorial:

first things first i’m

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peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

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all-right-blondie:

That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school.

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sashayed:

sashayed:
everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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arabellesicardi:

PROTECT YOUR GIRLS / BELIEVE IN YOUR GIRLS / YOU ARE NOT IN A COMPETITION AGAINST YOUR GIRLS / YOUR GIRLS ARE YOUR TEAM / FIND YOUR GIRLS / SUPPORT YOUR GIRLS / DO NOT LET THEM MAKE YOU HATE OTHER GIRLS / GIRLS WHO LOVE GIRLS ARE UNSTOPPABLE / INTIMATE FRIENDSHIP IS THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE WORLD

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howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

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